PART I

"CD god damnit I said duck!" Skyrax yelled as he threw a table over CD's head into the mass of villagers running at them with pitch forks.

"Good work destroying their village Sky-boy!" CD yelled back while throwing a villager loading a musket into a puddle.

"How the hell was I supposed to know that my atom ionmitzer would destroy their town along with the bandits who stole our money. It was a simple mistake that's all!"

By this time both of the heroes were deep in 'non violent' combat with the villgers. CD ducks a rock thrown by an old woman and ran to Skyrax.

"I think it's time we leave my friend!" CD calmly said as he grabbed Skyrax and flying into the air was soon out of the reach of the rocks and of the screams of rage.

"Ok you can set me down now you over grown reptile-lizard-man-thing." Skyrax yelled from Crystal Dragon's claw holding Skyrax by the scruff of his suit.

A minute or so later CD dropped Skyrax, a little high up I might add, into a nearby field and lands changing back into human form.

"Well that certainly was... interesting." CD commented while brushes manure off the front of his armor.

So CD and Skyrax set out once more on their journey to find the long lost magical drawing pencil of Agnarock. This journey is filled with many dangers and of course many woman! Umm... but I think that part of the story should be left out until the Canadian board of stories and books can finish giving this a rating of over PG-13. Anyways now on with the story. CD and Skyrax had been staying in a room at the inn of a town when thieves burst into their room to steal their money. CD of course was waiting for another battle and had jumped headlong into the group of thieves while Skyrax fiddled with some small device. After CD had finished off all but one thief (or that's how CD's story goes at least) Skyrax threw the mini device at the thieves and the erupting explosion went off just as the two heroes took cover by jumping out the window, running three blocks, and hiding down an alley. Why would the thieves be so stupid to sit there and wait to see what the device would do? Well there wasn't many electronical devices in that town (course there never will be now) but the thieves stopped to find out what it was. The resulting nuclear explosion told the thieves all they needed to know. So the villagers got mad and attacked the two 'heroes'. Now that you're caught up to speed let's continue on shall we?! Good! So now the two 'heroes' walked along down a small dirt path leading towards the large black castle at the other end of the kingdom. Hell where else would a magical item be that HAD to be rescued... in a kennel with funny bunnies? Ok so that's where Skyrax found the atom ionmitzer but we won't get into that.

"Do we have ANY idea where we are going CD?" Skyrax asked with a doubtful look on his face.

"Sure we do Skyrax! We go in the direction which the fights get the hardest! If the fights gets easier then we turn around and head the other way!" CD grins back.

A sweatdrop appears on Skyrax's forehead.

"Of course... and to think I needed a blood thirsty dragon to tell me that." Skyrax scoffs.

"Blood Thirsty?! Why I outta.. wait a minute I'm hungry."

"You're always hungry CD..."

"Oh... ok then! Let's continue."

So this weird duo continued on towards the black castle walking over hills, wading through streams, and dodging the odd pile of cow crap (this is farming country). After what seemed like hours of walking (only about about 42 minutes to be exact.. "Shut up and tell the story the way Skyrax and I told you to tell it or I cut your budget") as I was saying what seemed like hours of walking an explosion in the distance off to their left (west) caught both their attention. Before they took a step towards the explosion a figure dropped onto the ground infront of them... quite hard in fact.

"Umm hello!" The figure said with a grin and wiping some of the soot off of him.

"Who are you?" Skyrax asked while giving a 'what's-up-with-this-guy' sort of look.

"Me? Oh my name's C.T.G. and I'm the local inventor."

"Inventor? Would you like to come with us on a journey to find the magic drawing pencil of Agnarock? We could surely use your help!" CD asked a little over excited that a battle should soon be happing if this was like a standard AD&D story.

"Nah I gotta finish off my nuclear powered toothpick. You pick your teeth with it and it creates a mushroom cloud, white hot fire, and loud noise!"

"Well do you have anything that you could give us to help us?" Skyrax asked while shrugging.

"I think I do... here take this."

"It's a shield..." CD stated while grabbing it from C.T.G.'s outstretched hand.

"It's a nuclear powered shield! If something hit's the shield it makes a mushroom cloud, white hot fire, and a loud noise!"

"And what the hell are we supposed to do with that? If we use it we'll be blown into bits!" Skyrax yelled in utter disbelief.

"Well tiny bits accuatlly but that's not the point. you're supposed to give it to your enemy as a present so when he uses it HE blows up!" C.T.G. smiled with great satisfaction with having thought up such a good invention.

This time a sweatdrop appeared on CD and Skyrax's foreheads. None the less CD put the shield into his pack and carefully wraps it in an old cloak he found in someone's locked closet.

"Well I really must be off so good luck!" And with that the wacky inventor disappears.

So CD and Skyrax continued once again on their journey for whatever they wanted to pilfer... I mean quest for this time and sang as they went; "Oh I'm a lumberjack and I'm ok, I sleep all night and work all day..." So night passed into day anad still the adventurers (not heroes anymore cause after blowing up that town by accident I feel as though I'm giving these two way to much credit) continued on their task of looking for the... the damn magic pencil of some weird land. As they started walking through a forest they are suddenly stopped by a shadow across their path.

"I am the knight of Ni! You will give me a shrubbery of I shall say Ni!"

Skyrax half coughs and half mutters "Copyright infringment".

"Well TKON we don't have a shrubbery... would you settle for... umm... hmm...." CD sits down thinking.

"Oh bloody hell dragon aren't you good for anything but fighting?"

"THERE'S A FIGHT?! WHERE?!"

"Um what about my shrubery?" TKON says while wondering what these two buffoons are doing out of the mental institution.

(day passes but they seemed expired so they are being chased by men in nice clean white coats and straight jackets but's that's in another story and I hate to cross over like this in the middle of a story)

CD bends over and grabs a dead twig from the ground.

"How about this?"

"Well... ok but next time I see you I want a real shrubery!"

"Ok ok ok we'll be going now." The two adventurers yell over their shoulders as they run from the forest.

After 'walking' out of the scary forest the two come across three women walking down the road. As the women draw closer Skyrax lays his cloak down over a small stream so the ladies wouldn't get their feet wet. The ladies on the other hand decided just to use the small foot bridge.

"Hello!" CD says with a bright smile.

"Umm.. hi." One of the girls giggles.

"Isn't halloween over?" another one of the girls laughs.

"We're adventurers!" Skyrax yells, "And who might you be?"

"Oh I'm purinpuff, this is fat smurf. and that's Star."

"I see.. and why are you in this story? Are you supposed to give us special gifts, directions, companionship for a cold winters night?" Skyrax asks.

"No.. no.. and deffiantly no. We're just here cause the narrator said there'd be women in this story."

"Oh ok then." Skyrax ponders, "Would you three like a job in this story?"

"Nope we're too busy. Sorry."

So CD and Skyrax walk off leaving the women to their busy work.

"YOW!" CD yells as he runs around wth the seat of his clothes on fire.

CD jumps in and sits down in the small creek as the three women walk off giggling. A little while later (I'm sorry for all the skips and jumps in this story but I'm only the narrator) the two come to the edge of a beautiful valley. A small sign stands off to one side and the road continues on through a village and back towards the black castle.

"What's the sign say Skyrax?"

"It says... Dizniy Lands. CD who is Dizniy?"

"No idea but he must be strong and powerful living this close to the black castle like that!"

"Ok then let's continue through town but we'll be really careful."

So the too 'brave' 'men' walk off past the sign and into the town. Everywhere there is laughing and singing when suddenly a huge black rat jumps out infront of CD.

"Hiya little buddy would you like to have your picture taken with..."

CD doesn't wait for the monster to attack and quickly punches the huge black rat with the hilt of his sword.

"CD HERE COME MORE MONSTERS! WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO FIGHT OUT WAY OUT!"

"Gotcha Skyrax... umm... you take the scarey looking dog with the funny hat... along with that chick with the white skin and the seven body guards... I'll deal with this damn duck in the hat and the female rat!"

"Gotcha CD!"

Soon the sounds of battle erupted from the town as screams came forth and quieted down just as quickly. The two brigands (I'm runnig out of good things to call them) came running from the town.

"Did you see the way those kids cried and attacked us when we started beating on the monsters? The kids must have been under some enchantment!" CD yelled out of breath of course over to Skyrax.

"Did you see the way that guy in the blue suit and the gun yelled at me when I kicked that dog with the funny hat between the legs? Boy he must have been some elite body guard or something!" Skyrax yelled equally out of breath back at CD.

Well since these two chickens (*Skyrax holds up the narrator's paycheck*) as I was saying since these two chick magnets started running they didnt stop until they ran into the door of the black castle.

"CD how do we get in?" Skyrax asked puzzled.

"Easy... we just knock..." CD stated easily while he knocked on the door.

"CD That has to be... the... most... dumb..." Skyrax trailed off looking at the open door.

The two.. umm... guys... stepped inside the black castle and proceeded up the stairs to the highest tower. Soon (hours later but they didn't want to sound like whimps when the stairs took longer than most of the whole journey to the castle) they came upon a large room. The light's flickered for a moment and a ghost appeared before the two tired stair climbers.

"You may not pass unless you give me a present!" The small child ghost bellowed.

"Umm CD what can we give to a child ghost?"

CD opened his packsack and took out a HUGE safe (bigger than what the bag could hold but this is CD and Skyrax's story not mine).

"Here you go lil ghosty!" CD said while dropping the safe onto the ground before the child ghost.

"Oh by the way my name is Elchi..." The child ghost said while picking the lock of he safe.

"Hope you like your present..."Skyrax grinned not knowing what was inside.

Elchi finally picked the lock and inside were thousands of anime pictures CD and Skyrax had drawn that were signed by the characters whom the pictures were of. And so the journey continues on with CD and Skyrax sneaking past the child ghost which rolled around in all of the wonderful pictures.

"CD those pictures took us months and years to draw!"

"Umm Skyrax could we start runnig a little faster please?"

"Why?"

"Because I want to be gone before Elchi finds out those are just photocopies or our drawings and I didn't like the look of that large weapon hanging by Elchi."

"Oh good point! LETS MOVE!"

So the two ran and ran before coming to even more steps. CD with a huff runs up the steps and not once looks back. About ten minutes later he arrives at the top of the steps and bumps into Skyrax.

"How the heck did you get up here before me?"

"I took the elevator CD..."

"Oh... let's bust through that door and finish off the final end monster!"

The door bursts open as CD used his head for a batterning ram (I'm told it relly works well as one). The two REALLY TIRED adventurers bust into the room and upon the final boss.

"Who or what is that thing CD?"

"Who are you calling a thing?" FelinA cries out.

"Umm I dunno... CD why did you call her a thing?"

"ME?! I.. didn't... I..."

"Anyways we are here to fight you to get the magic drawing pencil of Agnarock! So die inhuman beast!"

"Watch what you call inhuman beast! And you can have the pencil anyways.... I couldn't find my pencil sharpener so I'm jsut using a pen right now."

"Well that was easy Skyrax." CD said while picking up the pencil and putting it into his pencil case.

"What now CD?"

"Now we have to find the legendary magical pencil sharpener of Canada!"

"What kind of place would be named Canada?"

"No idea but whatever is there we'll beat it and win the pencil sharpener!"

Well that's the story CD and Skyrax told me to narrate before they were captured and thrown back into the mental instituition. They will escape once again and go find the legendary pencil sharpener of Canada cause if they don't I'll be out of a job! Later peeps!