AIM Pranks

luckyme559: hi
dragonpez: Hello
luckyme559: a/s/town
dragonpez: 22/f/Fresno
luckyme559: cool
dragonpez: ok
luckyme559: 20m reedley so what you lookl ike
dragonpez: Bah...I don't feel like describing myself.
luckyme559: kk
luckyme559: what you do for fun
dragonpez: I drink pee while juggling 12 bricks.
luckyme559: awsome
luckyme559: when can i see that
dragonpez: As soon as I can figure out a way for the bricks to stop landing on my head.
luckyme559: problems
luckyme559: huh
dragonpez: I got lumps and they won't go away.
luckyme559: that sucks
dragonpez: Yeah... but I just about got it. Soon I'll be moving up to cinder blocks.
luckyme559: cool
dragonpez: They won't let me juggle fetuses.
luckyme559: that is too bad
dragonpez: Yeah... they're much softer.
luckyme559: are you a freak?????
dragonpez: No... I was going to move from fetuses to dead bodies...but you know... regulations. So I got the bricks. The pee is bonus.
luckyme559: do you FUCK
dragonpez: Only on Tuesdays with the rubber ducky man and Zeebo the demented otter.
luckyme559: why dont you try a DICK
dragonpez: Because he was really bad last time. We had to switch to Zeebo.
dragonpez: Actually it's his pee in the juggling act.

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