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Star the Moogle: The oyster has gotten out of its cell, Captain! What shall I do!
Mr Evil Cow: get the 44
Star the Moogle: *gets it* and then what! we can't very well shoot it, we've worked so hard!
Mr Evil Cow: ::takes it:: i wans't ganna shoot it, i was ganna shoot ............... on a lighter note, just get a stronger shell
Star the Moogle: Aww, damn. The shipmates tell me that the oyster done jumped overboard...
Mr Evil Cow: then swab the decks ::gives you a Q tip::
Mr Evil Cow: i'ld start now
Star the Moogle: But the oyster, Sir! It's the most valuable sea-creature!
Star the Moogle: And have you not forgotten what King Jamaya told us? If we didn't bring back that oyster, we'd be beheaded!
Mr Evil Cow: har har har, he'll never have my head, i say we go over and take over the Hawi islands! they're nice this time a year
Star the Moogle: Of course, Hawi is beautiful, especially this time of year, but we'd never take it over alone.
Star the Moogle: Half the crew is planning mutiny, you know.
Mr Evil Cow: we don't need to take over all the islands, just that little one ofa the left there ::point to island ofa the main coast of hawi::
Star the Moogle: But we'd be open for attack all around, Sir. That's not logical.
Mr Evil Cow: not to you, but to the insane mind, it's pure genuse!
Star the Moogle: Are you doubting my insanity? You may be captain, Sir, but at times like this, it's only right that I find my mind again.
Star the Moogle: ...Else King Jamaya most certainly shall have both of our heads.
Mr Evil Cow: go right ahead, just be wear the starburst
Mr Evil Cow: he wont, he couln't find his head if it wasn't shoved up his ass
Star the Moogle: Go right ahead and do what? Should we assassinate Jamaya, or do I send someone down in SCUBA gear to find the oyster?
Mr Evil Cow: lets kidnap the king, and stuff him in a scuba suit, and send him after the oyster
Star the Moogle: Truly brilliant, Captain. ...What was that about starburst? ...This isn't a Laviathan ship, is it?
Mr Evil Cow: yar eyes be deceven ya, tis a latin ship ya be standen on
Star the Moogle: But starburst is a maneuver belonging only to Leviathans.
Mr Evil Cow: not anymore, after that there ::points to a persons on deck:: mate stole it from them, now all we gatta do is eat these here directions and our brains should absorb them
Star the Moogle: Then shall I go up and plot our course to the Hawi mainland?
Mr Evil Cow: sure
Star the Moogle: *several hours later* we have arrived, Captain. the Hawi Port is just off the starboard side.
Mr Evil Cow: good for it, now, please explain to me why we have a early 20th centurty warship goin on an intercept coarse with us?
Star the Moogle: I know not, Captain. We are right on time. Do you suppose they know we don't have that blasted oyster? *suspects the mutinous crew*
Mr Evil Cow: i know what to do, we should send sad clown ships at that there vestl, then crew will get sad, and run (or in this case swim) home!
Star the Moogle: Genius! ...Though we don't have any sad clown ships.
Mr Evil Cow: .... we don't, but! we can make cardboard cut outs of sad clowns, wuickly, bring the clown magaziens
Mr Evil Cow: brb
Star the Moogle: *rummages through magazines and finds the clown ones*
Mr Evil Cow: back
Star the Moogle: Welcome back.
Mr Evil Cow: thanks
Star the Moogle: Yep. Now, here are your magazines, Sir.
Mr Evil Cow: thank you, now start cutting out the clowns
Star the Moogle: *cuts them out*
Mr Evil Cow: now lets put em on the little boats, and send them on thier ways!
Star the Moogle: Yes, Sir! *does so*
Mr Evil Cow: and now, we sail to Hawi
Star the Moogle: Great/
Mr Evil Cow: yes
Star the Moogle: How are we going to penetrate the caste security?
Mr Evil Cow: with ..... a latex ball!
Star the Moogle: *gasp!* Not the latex ball!
Mr Evil Cow: hehehe, the gaurds will be mistified with the ball, while we sneak in
Mr Evil Cow: now to be extra sneaky, put on your sneakers