LinkShaddaMan: Welcome Back Onions.
GoddessOfOnions: i left?
LinkShaddaMan: GoddessOfOnions signed off at 12:41:07 AM.
GoddessOfOnions signed on at 12:41:13 AM.
LinkShaddaMan: So my timing was late
GoddessOfOnions: o.o;
GoddessOfOnions: hhmmmmm
GoddessOfOnions: i am typiing yaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyv gfb,.
GoddessOfOnions: oooouhhhhhh.......lance is a butterfky
GoddessOfOnions: iiiii will catch youuuuu
LinkShaddaMan: No you won't
GoddessOfOnions: I Willl
GoddessOfOnions: yyouu aeyr a can of soup,.
GoddessOfOnions: BEAN soup!!!!!!!!111111111136,k
GoddessOfOnions: bbeannnnnsieatheminthemorning
GoddessOfOnions: TLAK TO MNE LANCE!!!!!
GoddessOfOnions: I AM FELTING LONLY!!!!!
LinkShaddaMan: felting?
GoddessOfOnions: the clouds fill the rabbits with fear
GoddessOfOnions: IWILLPROTECTTHEM!
GoddessOfOnions: they will go good with bean soup
LinkShaddaMan: Smurf, if you don't stop this I will slay you with a rubber chikin
GoddessOfOnions: .......do you love me?
GoddessOfOnions: like a man loves his lacey brazier?
GoddessOfOnions: a man should not have a brazier
LinkShaddaMan: lol
GoddessOfOnions: mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooicanseeyouuuu
GoddessOfOnions: you are mocking me with you two little eyes
GoddessOfOnions: two beedy little eyes full of crust, you have!
LinkShaddaMan: o_o
GoddessOfOnions: i will eat them with blue jam
LinkShaddaMan: You cannot.
LinkShaddaMan: You have no more blue jam as I have eaten it like that jammy jam it is.
GoddessOfOnions: YOU OPPSE ME AND MY ARMY MEN?!!
GoddessOfOnions: OPPOSE
GoddessOfOnions: EVEN SANTA CLAUSE MAKES TYPOS
LinkShaddaMan: Yesum *grabs the lighter and magnifying glass*
GoddessOfOnions: you wish to lather my head with diamonds?
GoddessOfOnions: this i cannot allow!
LinkShaddaMan: *attacks smurf with leave in conditioner*
GoddessOfOnions: YOU WILL NEVER CONDITION ME!
LinkShaddaMan: *chases after Smurf*
LinkShaddaMan: Lance is having his eyebrow plucked tommarrow.
GoddessOfOnions: *makes whopping noises like dying fat thing*
GoddessOfOnions: i will make a sweater with them
GoddessOfOnions: i will weave his sweater with love
LinkShaddaMan: and eyebrow hairs
GoddessOfOnions: bwaaaarrry you are so hairyyyyy!!!!
GoddessOfOnions: you fill the cookie jars in guam
GoddessOfOnions: NO MORE!!
LinkShaddaMan: HAH!
LinkShaddaMan: *bleaches Smurf's eyebrows*
GoddessOfOnions: i refuse to watch you make paste
GoddessOfOnions: paste of leopards they say.....
GoddessOfOnions: YOU MAY NOT DO THIS!
LinkShaddaMan: o.Ó
LinkShaddaMan: Ò.Ó
GoddessOfOnions: for my eyebrows are the finest in all the land
GoddessOfOnions: do you enjoy spam?
LinkShaddaMan: I do!
GoddessOfOnions: soon you will become spam!
LinkShaddaMan: nope
LinkShaddaMan: I'm immune to such things?
GoddessOfOnions: the trailer folk of the south will eat you with relish
GoddessOfOnions: YOU WILL SEE<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<!p
LinkShaddaMan: I list in a trailer
LinkShaddaMan: live*
GoddessOfOnions: ahh.....i've always heard that trailer folk eat their young
LinkShaddaMan: I'm the young!
GoddessOfOnions: AND YOU WILL BE EATEN!
LinkShaddaMan: aahh!!
LinkShaddaMan: *is messing with CD*
GoddessOfOnions: mmm.....CD
GoddessOfOnions: i will baste him in my oven with ketchup
GoddessOfOnions: does this "CD" play on my computar?
LinkShaddaMan: LinkShaddaMan: Drache!!! Guess What!
Drache sama: what....
LinkShaddaMan: I want your sexy bod! <g>
Drache sama: ....
Drache sama: *smacks Lance across the face*
Drache sama: WTF?!
LinkShaddaMan: So, you know I like it rough eh?
Drache sama: *backs away*
LinkShaddaMan: *approaches*
Drache sama: *disappears*
Drache sama: Lance what the fuck is wrong with you?
GoddessOfOnions: this......."CD" has a way with words
GoddessOfOnions: a way with words only the dreaded gay doth posess
GoddessOfOnions: but i do not believe he is inflicted with gay
LinkShaddaMan: hehe, it's funny.
GoddessOfOnions: you laugh at me?
LinkShaddaMan: No. Just with you.
GoddessOfOnions: lance?
LinkShaddaMan: What?
GoddessOfOnions: i love you.
LinkShaddaMan: I love you too Smurfy.
GoddessOfOnions: will you buy me a bag of seeds?
GoddessOfOnions: good seeds
GoddessOfOnions: sunflower seeds
LinkShaddaMan: I won't buy you good seeds.
LinkShaddaMan: I shall buy you a bag of great seeds
GoddessOfOnions: YES!!!!!!
GoddessOfOnions: I LEIK SEEDS!
GoddessOfOnions: I WOULD KISS YOU IF NOT INFLICTED WITH PLAGUE!
LinkShaddaMan: o.o
LinkShaddaMan: LinkShaddaMan: Why would you say that.
Drache sama: Cause Lance has sense....
Drache sama: Lance has character....
Drache sama: Lance isnt gay
GoddessOfOnions: oh, but he is
LinkShaddaMan: Sure he is
GoddessOfOnions: never before have i known such a happy man
LinkShaddaMan: focl!