kirkudo: hey lover of God, how you doing?
kirkudo: appy new year
GoddessOfOnions: i'm just fine, happy new years yourself ^^;
kirkudo: my name's Kirk
kirkudo: can u tell me about ya s/n?
GoddessOfOnions: hm.....brb kirk o.o;
GoddessOfOnions: in a sec...
GoddessOfOnions: k
GoddessOfOnions: umm....just some random name i picked off the top of my head
kirkudo: ok
kirkudo: i thought it has a meaning
GoddessOfOnions: nope
kirkudo: cool
kirkudo: ok now, tell me about yaself
GoddessOfOnions: im 35, mother of 3, currently on goverment aide and in barber college
GoddessOfOnions: you?
kirkudo: 25
kirkudo: father of non yet
kirkudo: working with exxonmobil
GoddessOfOnions: hm....you're just a youngin' then
kirkudo: currently on an oil platform on the atlantic
kirkudo: no i'm not
GoddessOfOnions: hm, sounds interesting o.o'
kirkudo: how about ya husband?
GoddessOfOnions: husbands.....im a polyandrist
kirkudo: oh intresting
kirkudo: how do u do that?
GoddessOfOnions: do what? manage 3 kids and 4 husbands?
GoddessOfOnions: the government does it for me....
kirkudo: yeah
kirkudo: how do u schedule yourself to meet with ya husbands
GoddessOfOnions: why would i schedule to meet with them? we all live in the same house
GoddessOfOnions: things are not so dull yet that they need scheduling
kirkudo: u all sleep on the same bed?
GoddessOfOnions: floor, government doesn't pay us that much for beds
GoddessOfOnions: so yes, we all sleep on the same floor
kirkudo: do u make love to them all?
GoddessOfOnions: of course, you think they'd stick around if i didn't?
kirkudo: what if they all want it the same night?
GoddessOfOnions: hm....well, its kind of hard to get the kids all out of the house on the sam night, but we manage
kirkudo: well, i can't do it
kirkudo: i'm the jealous type
kirkudo: i don't want another man to touch my baby
GoddessOfOnions: You could be a eunich
GoddessOfOnions: Then it would be your personal duty to make sure no one touches your 'baby'
kirkudo: a what?
GoddessOfOnions: eunich
GoddessOfOnions: of course there are some things you would have to part with.....
kirkudo: but why do u have to do that?
GoddessOfOnions: do what?
kirkudo: have many men in the house with you
GoddessOfOnions: 4
kirkudo: is it for sexual satisfaction?
GoddessOfOnions: keeping around a eunuch? no, that don't really work well in that area....
GoddessOfOnions: definition of eunuch
kirkudo: there's no point having a eunuch in the house with a woman
kirkudo: but i think one man can give to you all that you need from a man
GoddessOfOnions: maybe....
kirkudo: do the men also have another wives?
GoddessOfOnions: haha.....no.
GoddessOfOnions: I'm also the jealous type
kirkudo: lol
kirkudo: so u want everything for yaself alone
GoddessOfOnions: Yes. Yes, I do.
kirkudo: i guess they're not sex maniacs, otherwise you wouldn't be able to cope with their high sex drives
kirkudo: u there?
GoddessOfOnions: yep
kirkudo: ok
kirkudo: i'll be leaving
kirkudo: maybe i'll be back
GoddessOfOnions: all right
kirkudo: take care of yaselves
GoddessOfOnions: I will, later
kirkudo: wait a min
GoddessOfOnions: hm?
kirkudo: do u make love evry night?
kirkudo: srry to ask
GoddessOfOnions: No
kirkudo: ok
kirkudo: nice talking to you
kirkudo: have fun
kirkudo: bye
GoddessOfOnions: umm...you to
GoddessOfOnions: bye o.o;