Mr Trunks900: Damn, they deleted Thorn's topic. And I was just getting into having you get into a Radish suit and I'll give you anal pleasure.
D dK 101: YaY!
Mr Trunks900: Potatoes are excellent for rape, but they can get really hard to just screw hard. You can bake or fry them to make it easy. But I like them regular. You can also soften them with Asparagus, and it truly works. Tomatoes are good for the deep, soft, raping.
D dK 101: I'm a corn rubber myself.
Mr Trunks900: Soft boiled Corn on the cob. Just rub around your dick, it's very quick and very pleasureful.
Mr Trunks900: You only use carrots if you're bondaging.
D dK 101: Yeah, yeah. It helps the carrot's self-confidence.
Mr Trunks900: And if you enjoy raping watermelon and cantaloupe. Always cut an opening big enough around the size of your dick and then you can rape them. Once you're done. You can just put the piece that was once a part of it and stick it back in place. Put in a fridge and you can do it next time.
D dK 101: You're so helpful.
Mr Trunks900: Rotten vegetables and fruits are whores. They break up when you've shot the load.
D dK 101: They only do it for the attention.
Mr Trunks900: Really...
Mr Trunks900: User Name would've loved this.
D dK 101: I'm User Name now, b'otch!
Mr Trunks900: Yeah yeah.
Mr Trunks900: I use to masturbate to classical music.
D dK 101: ...
Mr Trunks900: I think I went through 5 bottles to Handel's "Messiah".
D dK 101: i feel dirty
D dK 101: make it stop
Mr Trunks900: Really?
D dK 101: No, go on.
D dK 101: it was making my all hot and bothered.
Mr Trunks900: Lettuce and Cabbage with Ranch dressing is a normal turn-on.
D dK 101: Having it tonight. I'll try to to not let my parents see me splooge.
Mr Trunks900: You make a salad on a plate and start rubbing this ranch covered vegetable across you dick, and it works. Not only that, your dick will taste like ranch now. And to just take care of that, use the dog to lick it off. And hopefully you don't splooge in your parents sight.
D dK 101: Thanks for he tip. Dinner calls.
D dK 101: the*
Mr Trunks900: Alright, later.