GoddessOfOnions: Hello Ma'am!

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Auto response from Thatguybil: Heaven is where the police are British, the cooks are French, the mechanics German, the lovers Italian and it's all organized by the Swiss.

Hell is where the chefs are British, the mechanics French, the lover's Swiss, the police German and it's all organized by the Italians.

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GoddessOfOnions: Sorry Madam
Thatguybil: mr . works too
GoddessOfOnions: alright Ma'am
GoddessOfOnions: would you be willing to take a survey?
Thatguybil: sure
GoddessOfOnions: alright
GoddessOfOnions: 1. how many pedestrians have you killed in the past week?
Thatguybil: not enough
Thatguybil: (0)
GoddessOfOnions: well, not everyones perfect...
GoddessOfOnions: 2. Do you believe in the Great Pumpkin?
Thatguybil: Yes but I do not behold it above the giant Peach
Thatguybil: James was ahead of his time
GoddessOfOnions: yes, james was quite the genius
GoddessOfOnions: 3. do you have a obsession with a bald celebrity others might call "odd"?
Thatguybil: Mr. Clean rules
GoddessOfOnions: everyone loves Mr. Clean
GoddessOfOnions: 4. Have you ever attempted assasination on a foreign monarch?
GoddessOfOnions: the queen of the netherlands is a popular answer for this question
GoddessOfOnions: the secret sultan of canada isnt far behind
Thatguybil: No, damn Croats beat me too it in offing Prince Ferdinan of Austria way back in 1914
GoddessOfOnions: too bad =/
Thatguybil: But my roomie is hot on the trial of the Saudie first family and their 51st son....
GoddessOfOnions: 5. Do you believe women with big feet are coming back in style?
Thatguybil: Yeah and Big hair bands are right behind them
Thatguybil: :-P
GoddessOfOnions: trial or trail? >_O
Thatguybil: trail... I am not much of a speller
Thatguybil: my 3rd grade teach would be very upset with me
GoddessOfOnions: your 1st grade teacher is probably waving an angry fist in the air as we speak
GoddessOfOnions: 6. have you ever owned or driven a 1986 mercury cougar?
Thatguybil: Actual yes, one of my exs owed one
GoddessOfOnions: 7. Have you ever known a someone who's been a guest on jerry springer?
Thatguybil: it had scean better days that was sure
Thatguybil: hehe
Thatguybil: A couple of people from my school were on the MTV Spring Break Springer 2 years ago.....
Thatguybil: hehe
GoddessOfOnions: really o_O
so many guests on that show but ive never known anyone who's known one
GoddessOfOnions: were they paid handsomly to appear on it?
Thatguybil: UIUC a big school (36,000 people)
Thatguybil: I dont think so I tihnk they got like a free dinner or something
GoddessOfOnions: hm
Thatguybil: I know pretty shady
GoddessOfOnions: ........my grandpa knew oscar meyer
GoddessOfOnions: 8. have you ever been infected with the plague?
Thatguybil: MR. Weiner himself! wow
Thatguybil: Nope, but this one time I got a really big pimply on my nose and when I popped it, it really hurt.
GoddessOfOnions: hm, try freezing it off with dry ice next time
Thatguybil: I have to break into the chem lab next time
GoddessOfOnions: its a small price to pay to get of festering facial zits
Thatguybil: True true
GoddessOfOnions: 9. Do you believe the real threat to this world are the midgets or hare krishnas?
Thatguybil: I like the buddie ICON
Thatguybil: Damn Midgets
GoddessOfOnions: thanks ^_^
GoddessOfOnions: I think the scientologists are waiting to enslave us all
Thatguybil: have you ever seen them wrestle on the WWF?
GoddessOfOnions: a few times
Thatguybil: they are dagerious small individuals
GoddessOfOnions: saw some guy with everything gone from the waist down chase a whimpering guy around a parking lot on springer though
Thatguybil: thats a very disturbing mental image
Thatguybil: Have you ever ate squril?
GoddessOfOnions: no, but i've eaten chicken liver
GoddessOfOnions: not of my own will of course...
Thatguybil: of course
GoddessOfOnions: tastes like paper =/
Thatguybil: college rule or midle school rule?
GoddessOfOnions: *still cant get the awful awful aftertaste out of her mouth after 9 years*
GoddessOfOnions: huzzuh?
GoddessOfOnions: ach, i dinnae know what ye mean by this "college rule" laddie
Thatguybil: (taste likes paper..... college rule paper or midle school rule. two different types of paper)
GoddessOfOnions: oh, construction paper
Thatguybil: ick
Thatguybil: although i had a thing for red construction paper when I was 2
GoddessOfOnions: red? why red?
GoddessOfOnions: i always liked purple
Thatguybil: who knows the ongoings of a two year olds
Thatguybil: purple is a good color specaly with tank types and dresses...
GoddessOfOnions: ah true. when my brother was two he liked to draw all over himself in yellow markers
Thatguybil: types=tops
GoddessOfOnions: only yellow though, for some reason....
GoddessOfOnions: strange kid
Thatguybil: I barried most of my parents jewlry in a potted house plant and they did not find it for 3 years (after the plant died and they were throwing away all the dirt)
Thatguybil: hehe
GoddessOfOnions: i am afraid of moths
Thatguybil: I thought it was treasure
GoddessOfOnions: deathly afraid
Thatguybil: I hate Bees
Thatguybil: Moths?
GoddessOfOnions: i hate locust
GoddessOfOnions: yes, moths >_<
GoddessOfOnions: locust and moths
Thatguybil: I mean Mothra from Godzila fame is pretty scary and all
GoddessOfOnions: ever try to kill a locust? they're LOUD
GoddessOfOnions: and they bite
Thatguybil: "Chirp Chirp Chirp"
GoddessOfOnions: >= /
Thatguybil: ever seen a locust after they get out of their shell?
GoddessOfOnions: no, and i hope i never do
GoddessOfOnions: big loud evil things
GoddessOfOnions: *pitys the indonesian farmers that get caught in a plague of them*
GoddessOfOnions: *twiddles thumbs*....so how about them broncos?
Thatguybil: damn good team
GoddessOfOnions: hm, i wouldnt know. i dont like sports...
Thatguybil: If they only the great White WR had not gotten hurt in the first gamen.....
Thatguybil: Eddie Spegetti Mcaffrey
Thatguybil: thats too bad
Thatguybil: :-P
Thatguybil: so gods on vaction?
Thatguybil: how bout he just does not give a damn any more
Thatguybil: or we killed him?
GoddessOfOnions: nah, he's just onvacation in Holo Guam
Thatguybil: koo
GoddessOfOnions: assistant god is filling in for him, but i think he might be a bit incompetant
Thatguybil: its hard to find good ominpotent help these days
GoddessOfOnions: yes, especially all forgiving and omnipresent as well
Thatguybil: true
Thatguybil: Power Puff girls
Thatguybil: pro or con?
GoddessOfOnions: con
GoddessOfOnions: people who type in AlTeRnAtInG caps?
Thatguybil: MTV Good musics or what music?
GoddessOfOnions: what music? o.o'
Thatguybil: hehe
GoddessOfOnions: MTV was created by old scratch himself
GoddessOfOnions: with help from L. Ron Hubbard
Thatguybil: The Sci Fi Writer
GoddessOfOnions: yes, and the founder of scientology/dianetics
Thatguybil: responcable for the worst movie ever made (Battle Field Earth)
Thatguybil: Damn Him a trovolta
GoddessOfOnions: worse than glitter?
Thatguybil: glitters great on girls until you touch them. then it gets on you, then it gets on your bed, and then you can never, ever get it out
Thatguybil: I am convinced that when its all said and done their will be two things left on this planet
Thatguybil: Cockroaches and gliter
Thatguybil: but it is pretty to look at
Thatguybil: the glitter(not the roaches silly)
Thatguybil: :-P
GoddessOfOnions: ....what about mice?
GoddessOfOnions: i think they'll outlast the cockroaches
Thatguybil: Hell with all the medical test we do on them.... you might be right
GoddessOfOnions: locust will too, just to spite me
Thatguybil: hehe
Thatguybil: just to torcher you
GoddessOfOnions: yes, they'll start making their own crops after we're gone too
Thatguybil: hopfully they have not watch the matrix.....