¤ Isle of Lesbos: A musical?

¤ Who Would You Kill On The Golden Girls?: Oh no...not the Golden Girls.

¤ Worshipping the Big Donut in the Sky: God works his miracles through donuts.

¤ Kevin Bacon: Kevin Bacon for president!!

¤ Gothic Auctions: Bubble Wrap: Bubble wrap. Gothic bubble wrap.

¤ TINY TALES OF MAYEHM, MADNESS AND MURDER: "You, penciling onto the page, becoming one with the grocery list, feeling right arm thin, left leg string out, curving falling shrinking flat, shadowing into echo existence."

¤ kitty_02(Thanks Natsuki): Hypno cat.

¤ Bob Online (Thanks Tank): Bob is your god.

¤ Yahoo search query for 'picture of cat with heaphones on'(Thanks Nina Wyndia): Title says it all.

¤ For Sale By Mental Patient(Thanks Star): "I am Mental. I am a Patient. I like to sell things!!"

¤ Mad Cow Mantra: No idea.

¤ The National Drooling Association: Drooling is healthy and normal.

¤ CAVORTIN' BASTARD SEZ: I'm not sure, but I think it has something to do with Jesus.

¤ How to be Goth(In less than an hour): Goshy goo! I've always wanted to be goth but never knew how!

¤ The Prophecies of Kunta Sensei: Kunta sensei says the midgets shall destroy us all.

¤ Hatt-Baby: Weird and foreign.

¤ A Scary Interview with THOTH: "Thoth is the ancient Egyptian god of magic. It is meant to shred the tongues of inferior Christian Germans!!! Plus, it's really fun to say. Thoth, thoth, thoth...la la la."

¤ Lobster Magnet: Dont put a lobster on a plate, he'll use his magnet to escape.

¤ Club Recluse: Learn to love isolation and solitude.

¤ Scientists create glowing monkey: "Pushing science to the brink of altering humans, scientists have created the world's first genetically modified primate -- a rhesus monkey with jellyfish DNA that glows in the dark."

.......Ah, science.

¤ STUPIDEST SHAREWARE: I want the staple game.

¤ Weird, Bizarre, Funny and Engrossing: ......Or so they say.