LinkShaddaMan: Drache!!! Guess What!
Drache sama: what....
LinkShaddaMan: I want your sexy bod! <g>
Drache sama: ....
Drache sama: *smacks Lance across the face*
Drache sama: WTF?!
LinkShaddaMan: So, you know I like it rough eh?
Drache sama: *backs away*
LinkShaddaMan: *approaches*
Drache sama: *disappears*
Drache sama: Lance what the fuck is wrong with you?
Drache sama: LANCE SMARTEN UP DUDE!
Drache sama: What the hell happened to you?
LinkShaddaMan: *searches for him relentlessly, to fill the void in him that yearns to embrace that sexual temple. The desire to like at your cock and taste the sweet saltyness of your cum.*
Drache sama: ok something tells me this isnt Lance....
LinkShaddaMan: Why would you say that.
Drache sama: Cause Lance has sense....
Drache sama: Lance has character....
Drache sama: Lance isnt gay
LinkShaddaMan: Lance really is, he's just been supressing the eternal urges toward you. Masking them so that no one may find out my secret. For a long time I have hidden this and let it eat me apart. The yearning to tell you my true feelings of how I want to give you blow jobs every hour, I want to stroke that fine piece of manhood that you posses. I want to feel you cock shoved up my ass with force and the repeated thrusting action until the eventual excited state in which more of your glorious cum shoots into my ass for a grand pleasure. Then, I want to do the same to you wish caressing your pecs, stomach and those sweet lucious lips of yours.
Drache sama: Now Lance.... I give you about three seconds to stop this AIM prank... before I upload a virus onto your computer....
LinkShaddaMan: It's not a prank Drache. I want you, I want you so bad it hurts. It's ripping me apart that I cannot have your sexy body and all it's glorious sexyness.
Drache sama: Ok while you drool over me I'll go get drunk with the rest of my friends along with my girlfriend, and listen to very loud music!
LinkShaddaMan: Then while you are unconcious while wasted I shall claim what is mine!
Drache sama: HA!
Drache sama: I sleep with a loaded .410 shotgun next to my bed
LinkShaddaMan: Oh, well what would happen if this "girlfriend" of yours tried such a thing and you shot her. What'd you do then my dear Dragon.
Drache sama: >.<
Drache sama: oops?
Drache sama: You know something Lance... you and my girlfriend have alot in common....
Drache sama: you're both drooling over me....
LinkShaddaMan: It won't matter CD, I'll still love you. I'll wait for you, visit you. If you strike me down it will not change my undying love for you. I will have you, if not in this life, than another.
Drache sama: ....interesting.... I wonder in Einstein thought of THIS possibility in his theory of time and space....
LinkShaddaMan: Sexy and smart, this is why I love you CD. Please, tantalise me with some pictures of the god of my temple. Let me gaze upon those adorable eyes. Let me see how you really are.
Drache sama: I
Drache sama: Dont
Drache sama: Think
Drache sama: So
Drache sama: my girlfriend is Jealous
Drache sama: she thinks you're a girl
Drache sama: thats bad...
Drache sama: really bad...
LinkShaddaMan: Please! If I cannot be with you now, physically, let me always have you picture next to me. One day when I meet you in person I want to know you. Please, just grant me this!
Drache sama: no
LinkShaddaMan: Please!
Drache sama: no