You have just entered room "bored."
lionchic1: HI
GoddessOfOnions
has entered the room.
ChildofKoRn118 has entered the room.
Star the Moogle has entered the room.
lionchic1: HI
lionchic1
: HI
lionchic1
: HI
GoddessOfOnions
: >:P
CTG the Inventor has entered the room.
LinkShaddaMan: Hi
Star the Moogle: ugh...
ChildofKoRn118: ?
CTG the Inventor
has left the room.
LinkShaddaMan: I figured as much.
Star the Moogle has left the room.
lionchic1: 13/f/ny u?
GoddessOfOnions
: 46/f/new jersey
ChildofKoRn118: 24/columbia/m
LinkShaddaMan
: 27/m/fl
lionchic1: omg
BmXcHiCk150
: deng!
lionchic1: now i feel young
BmXcHiCk150
: lolz
GoddessOfOnions: i like little kids
ChildofKoRn118: the goddess is a fogie
GoddessOfOnions
: they make me feel young again
ChildofKoRn118: Hehe
GoddessOfOnions
: more alive
lionchic1: Whoa
LinkShaddaMan
: a foggie?
ChildofKoRn118: The colors, dammit
GoddessOfOnions
: like i can ride a bike again!
lionchic1: lol
ChildofKoRn118
: Without the cramping?
LinkShaddaMan
: You could always ride a bike auntie, you just need training wheels
GoddessOfOnions: oh, not with this bladder o'mine
Lilhyperbabe2 has entered the room.
Lilhyperbabe2: hey people!
LinkShaddaMan
: You just need to take it slow, that's what the doctor said.
ChildofKoRn118: <prefers donkeys to bicycles>
Star the Moogle
has entered the room.
Lilhyperbabe2 has left the room.
lionchic1: WOW
Star the Moogle
: o.o'
lionchic1: BMX chick
BmXcHiCk150
: wat?
lionchic1: these pplz r scarin me
GoddessOfOnions
: yes, but but now i dont get those sudden urges
ChildofKoRn118: What is a b-m-x?
BmXcHiCk150
: omg
lionchic1: LOL
BmXcHiCk150
: u dont kno wat bmxing?
BmXcHiCk150: is
ChildofKoRn118: Here in Columbia, we like to use real words, thank you.
LinkShaddaMan
: You could wear those depends that the doctor suggested.
BmXcHiCk150: its a sport
GoddessOfOnions: WhY dO PeOpLe pUt ALtErNaTiNg cApS iN tHeIr ScReEnAmEs?
BmXcHiCk150: cuz
GoddessOfOnions: sports give me cramps
ChildofKoRn118: Oh, the pain in my head -_-
BmXcHiCk150
: okie?
lionchic1: oh thats nice
GoddessOfOnions
: if i exert myself i could break something
Star the Moogle: yeah... like that antique lamp I had... you still owe me for that one, you.
GoddessOfOnions: that lamp was a piece of crap, hilda!
BmXcHiCk150: hilda?
Star the Moogle: It was not, lydia!
lionchic1: Basketball and Soccer and softball
lionchic1
: are my sports
BmXcHiCk150
: huh?
BmXcHiCk150: o i c
lionchic1: yeha
GoddessOfOnions
: that hoodlum daughter of yours would've sold it off for dope anyways!
lionchic1: ok
BmXcHiCk150
: myne are skatboarding soccer, track, bmxing
ChildofKoRn118: What is the b-m-x?!
lionchic1
: u pplz r SCARIN ME
xxLiLGurl 69sgxx
has entered the room.
xxLiLGurl 69sgxx: a/s/l all
BmXcHiCk150
: its a sport
Star the Moogle: At least she would'a got something out of it! you broke it into smithereens!
*OnlineHost*: xxLiLGurl 69sgxx rolled 2 6-sided dice: 6 4

LinkShaddaMan: it as a piece of shit anyway.
*OnlineHost*: BmXcHiCk150 rolled 2 6-sided dice: 2 1
*OnlineHost*: BmXcHiCk150 rolled 2 6-sided dice: 1 2

Star the Moogle: stay out of this, Ethan. you weren't there when Lydia broke it.
*OnlineHost*: BmXcHiCk150 rolled 2 6-sided dice: 2 2

lionchic1: u guys
lionchic1
: its a lamp
ChildofKoRn118
: Look, it was an ugly lamp.. It even electrocuted my cat
BmXcHiCk150
: lolz
xxLiLGurl 69sgxx has left the room.
LinkShaddaMan: Yeah! It was a worthless pice of shit
lionchic1: ok
Star the Moogle
: yeah, well, your cat deserved it!
lionchic1: just shut up
lionchic1
: its a fuckin lamp
ChildofKoRn118
: Poor muffle-fluffle! She only wanted to kiss it and it KILL HER!
Star the Moogle
: but it was a sentimental piece of shit... -_-
BmXcHiCk150: its a friggen lamp..its gone and u cant change dat
Star the Moogle: it's sitting in a little box upstairs because it has sentimental value... ;_;
LinkShaddaMan: So poor departed grammy janus left it back and it's been in the family for generations. Make a new heirloom.
LJL8813 has entered the room.
lionchic1: cant u just buy a new one
BmXcHiCk150
: can u discuss ur family problems sumwhere else?
Star the Moogle: I bet that crazy ash tray collection of yours would make a neat heirloom o_o
GoddessOfOnions: no
GoddessOfOnions: now quiet youngin
ChildofKoRn118: Never.. they don't sell things that ugly anymore
LJL8813
: hi every1
lionchic1: well talk about ur family shit some were else
lionchic1
: b/c i dont wanna hear it thanks
ChildofKoRn118
: Oh my..
LinkShaddaMan
: Such foul language.
Star the Moogle: The lamp WAS NOT ugly..
BmXcHiCk150: haha
ChildofKoRn118: Please remove yourself, one who uses vulgarity
LinkShaddaMan
: Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Star the Moogle: that Muffle deserved what she got, anyway.
lionchic1: yeha i do kisss my mom
lionchic1
: but do u have to talk about ur problems in here
Star the Moogle
: Yes, we do.
BmXcHiCk150: this is a chat room for TEENAGERS
ChildofKoRn118: The doctors said it was best to talk about our issues.
Ann z 2 innocent
has entered the room.
x O AzNPLaYa O x has entered the room.
lionchic1: well not in here
Star the Moogle
: Yeah... you wouldn't want us to go back on the doctors' orders, would you?
LinkShaddaMan: Trust me, they should all be locked away, those crazy loons!
lionchic1: make ur own chat
Ann z 2 innocent
: hey john
BmXcHiCk150: fo reals
Star the Moogle: You're one of us, too, Ethan!
ChildofKoRn118: We did. and you STOLE it
BmXcHiCk150
: no we had it first
Ann z 2 innocent: er?
x O AzNPLaYa O x: ghetto
x O AzNPLaYa O x
: layaz
GoddessOfOnions
: RETURNED HAVE I!!!!!!
x O AzNPLaYa O x has left the room.
LJL8813: ¥
GoddessOfOnions: I AWAIT GREETINGS!
LinkShaddaMan: Shush old lady
GoddessOfOnions: QUIET FOOL!
Ann z 2 innocent: where are you guys from
BmXcHiCk150: okie?
ChildofKoRn118: Go take your water pills, aunty.
Star the Moogle
: Lydia! quit makin a scene!
LinkShaddaMan: This chat is licensed by the Oakenshield family.
hoochieblonde115 has entered the room.
GoddessOfOnions: I SEND MUCH REPRISAL DOWN ON YOU!
Star the Moogle: That's quite enough, Lydia.
Ann z 2 innocent has left the room.
lionchic1: make a chat room named ive got issuez
hoochieblonde115
: hey room?
GoddessOfOnions: I HAVE PUDDING IN MY BRA!
GoddessOfOnions: PUDDING
lionchic1
: EWWW
BmXcHiCk150
: OmG
BmXcHiCk150: das gross!
GoddessOfOnions: WHERE ARE THE SPORKS?!
lionchic1: thats is so frecken nastuy
hoochieblonde115
: any guys here?
LinkShaddaMan: What's das?
lionchic1: y dont u have linda lick it out
lionchic1
: lol
ChildofKoRn118
: I told you that you should wash it at least every 3 months and do not store your food it in!
iShDaHoTgUhTiNa
has entered the room.
BmXcHiCk150: hahaha
FJHAnGeL59 has entered the room.
xXWh0dIXx has entered the room.
FJHAnGeL59: hi
GoddessOfOnions: link/lance is a hot and horny bachelor
hoochieblonde115: guys here press 788
BmXcHiCk150: JeFF!!!!
xXWh0dIXx: KAITE
GoddessOfOnions: he's available for all your cybering needs
hoochieblonde115: well i gotts to go buh byes
lionchic1: KATIE
hoochieblonde115
has left the room.
iShDaHoTgUhTiNa has left the room.
xXWh0dIXx: Goddess is a fuckin fag
lionchic1: Jeff
GoddessOfOnions
: TTYL TX BUH BYE!
BmXcHiCk150: hahaha
lionchic1: u guys i feel left out
Star the Moogle
: Hear that, Lydia? you're a "fuckin fag"
GoddessOfOnions: yes, im a big female fag *rolls eyes*
lionchic1: lol
FJHAnGeL59
has left the room.
lionchic1: hahah
xXWh0dIXx
: ctybering needs?
BmXcHiCk150: lolz
xXWh0dIXx: wtf?
LinkShaddaMan: Cybering needs, not t
LinkShaddaMan: gr. no t*
GoddessOfOnions: sarcasm goes right over your head, huh?
lionchic1: these pplz r frecken massed up
BmXcHiCk150
: yea
xXWh0dIXx: Goddess suck my cock
LJL8813 has left the room.
lionchic1: lol
ChildofKoRn118
: Are you sure there is one?
Star the Moogle
: hee
GoddessOfOnions: why, your mommie wont?
xXWh0dIXx: your mom is sure i have one
lionchic1: Katie
lionchic1
: is that ur friend
lionchic1
: Jeff dude
ChildofKoRn118
: Oh, ho ho ho ho ho, my mother is dead, young one
ChildofKoRn118
: Do you enjoy "getting freaky" with the dead?
LinkShaddaMan
: NoBoDy DiEs A vIrGiN, lIfE fUcKs Us AlL.
lionchic1: lol
lionchic1
: hahahahahaha
xXWh0dIXx
: tru
Elfman 013 has entered the room.
GoddessOfOnions: yes, xXWh0dIXx's mommie cant resist the 133t-ness of his cock
Elfman 013: hi
lionchic1: eww thats so dirty
lionchic1
: hey elfman a/s/l?
BmXcHiCk150
: ewww
xxLiLGurl 69sgxx has entered the room.
Star the Moogle: Hey, Aurora, don't bash the necrophiliacs... your uncle was one, remember?
BmXcHiCk150: wtf?
ChildofKoRn118: Oh.. that is right, thank you, my mind remembers now
xxLiLGurl 69sgxx
: ne1 up in here a guy
GoddessOfOnions
: ethan is
lionchic1: these pplz have issuez
Star the Moogle
: We don't have issues. We have prescriptions.
GoddessOfOnions: yes, issuez
LinkShaddaMan: Yes, Ethan is. So isn't Elfman. The name tipped me off.
xXWh0dIXx: Yall are fuckin gay
xxLiLGurl 69sgxx: no i ain't
xXWh0dIXx
: not u
GoddessOfOnions: y'know we all be up on ricki lake and she be gettin' all scared and shit 'coz we gotz issuez, aight?
xxLiLGurl 69sgxx: oh ok
LinkShaddaMan
: No, I'm not sexually challenged.
LinkShaddaMan: Why for dost though have x's infront of your names?
Dark Tayre has entered the room.
Elfman 013 has left the room.
GoddessOfOnions: because they're porn stars lance
Dark Tayre: aurora? My lesbian lover? Where are you?
Star the Moogle: Edward!
GoddessOfOnions: lesbian lover.......aurora?
GoddessOfOnions: is this true?!
GoddessOfOnions: HOW COULD YOU!
Dark Tayre: Yes! She cannot hide it!
lionchic1: KKATIE
ChildofKoRn118
: Oh my family, I have shamed you
LinkShaddaMan
: Yes, she's been cheeting on me, with another woman!
GoddessOfOnions: and me too!
Star the Moogle: Oh, Aurora... you poor, poor dear...
xxLiLGurl 69sgxx has left the room.
GoddessOfOnions: i thought you loved me!
lionchic1 has left the room.
BmXcHiCk150: omfg
Star the Moogle: well, that's no worse than what I've been doing to your uncle..
ChildofKoRn118: Oh.. oh I'm so sorry
BmXcHiCk150
: this shit is gay! im out
BmXcHiCk150 has left the room.
xXWh0dIXx: amen
GoddessOfOnions: DO NOT THE LORDS NAME IN VAIN!
xXWh0dIXx: yall are homos
xXWh0dIXx has left the room.
LinkShaddaMan: The lord not permit such a thing.
GoddessOfOnions: hehe!
brvschck1 has entered the room.
Star the Moogle: Greetings.
Star the Moogle: I am Hilda.
LinkShaddaMan: Greetings.
GoddessOfOnions: greetings, i have lice
brvschck1: greetings.. I am Lawn Chair.
Star the Moogle: then what are you doing in here!
GoddessOfOnions: do you wish to share my lice?
Star the Moogle: I'm s'posed ta have company over soon! get back outside!
GoddessOfOnions: i have plenty to share
brvschck1: no thanks
LinkShaddaMan: I have a remote controled vibrator.
Star the Moogle: ...I bet that comes in handy.
brvschck1 has left the room.
LinkShaddaMan: Yes, it comes in lots of handy. Especially when I cannot locate it.
LinkShaddaMan: I think we've scared them off
GoddessOfOnions: pphht.....back in my day we didnt have 'vibrators'
Dark Tayre has left the room.
xxLiLGurl 69sgxx has entered the room.
xxLiLGurl 69sgxx has left the room.
GoddessOfOnions: spoiled kids today....
ChildofKoRn118: Oh no!