Super fairytale fun time

By: A Fat Smurf

Once there was a magical field, and on the magical field resided the Amish. The Amish were good people, they built barns, churned butter and minded their own business. Then one day an evil woman came. This was a woman named kathie lee gifford. She came to take the Amish children to work in her sweatshops and used the amish butter to feed her insatiable and ferocious appitite. The Amish were powerless to stop her.

One fateful day an Amish boy named Zachariah tryed to stop her, but kathie lee was strong and the boy failed. As punishment for the boy's opposition she put a curse on him, a curse that made him bald. The only way to break the curse was to kill the evil woman, but kathie lee would have none of that, so she sent the boy to the far reaches of Idaho to live among the potatos. As Zachariah came to find out, Kathie lee had corrupted this good land too, for the land was rich in potatos and kathie lee's appitite was great.

Looking around at his new surrounding, Zachiriah knew he had to find a place to stay. He went from place to place, but no one would let him stay because of his lack of hair. It was a wide-spread superstition in these parts that a person with no eyebrows was inherently evil, what good-hearted person has no eyebrows?

Soon Zach came to the house of a potato farmer name Ike with a wife named Tina and a daughter named Lucy. They too were cursed by the evil kathie lee gifford with baldness, and accepted Zachariah into their home. They we're kind people and treated Zach well, Lucy in particular. Lucy and Zach got along well, until the day kathie lee's cronies came and took Lucy away to work in the sweatshops of Kathie lee. Ike and Tina we're heartbroken and powerless, and Zachariah was enraged. As payback for their kindness, Zachariah set off with pitchfork and other Farming implements in hand for his homeland in magical field of the Amish to face off with Kathie lee one last time.

Soon he came to the stronghold of the evil woman, a great mansion painted in pastels. Underneath this great white house was a vast workshop full of women and children spinning and sewing the clothes that would make Kathie lee rich. Zachariah moved through the house, dispatching guards clad in pastel blue jumpsuits with his pitchfork and sickle. Zachariah found Lucy in the deepest chambers of the sweatshops, with Kathie Lee herself who was awaiting his arrival.

Kathie lee let out a great cackle before diving at Zachariah with her long red claws, but Zach had grown faster and stronger working on the potato field and dodged her attack. Zachariah swung the pitchfork into Kathie Lee's cavernous stomach, that being her weak point, and she fell to the ground spewing many wild and colourful profanities as she did. As Kathie Lee died Zachariah and Lucy's hair grew back, and were with eyebrows again. Amish everywhere heralded Zachariah as a hero and was made king of the amish with Lucy as his queen, and lived happily ever after.

The End