GoddessOfOnions: hello madam...
GoddessOfOnions: do you have troubles?
Evil666Chck: no
GoddessOfOnions: ......mind troubles?
Evil666Chck: no
GoddessOfOnions: i, swami smurf, can cure all!
GoddessOfOnions: i sense your deceptions
GoddessOfOnions: you are deeply troubled i see
Evil666Chck: you can cure all but i can ruin all
GoddessOfOnions: oh....a remarkable talent
GoddessOfOnions: but i can cure this as well
Evil666Chck: i can assure you that you cant
GoddessOfOnions: i can if paid well
GoddessOfOnions: but i sense you are not in possesion of money
Evil666Chck: i wouldnt pay you to cure my cold
GoddessOfOnions: i wouldnt pay me to cure your cold either
Evil666Chck: good
Evil666Chck: because i need no curing
GoddessOfOnions: a cold is a wonderful thing
GoddessOfOnions: cherish every sniffle
Evil666Chck: i dont have the sniffles
Evil666Chck: it wasnt a truthful remark
GoddessOfOnions: you poor thing....
Evil666Chck: im not poor
GoddessOfOnions: ah, everyone is poor
Evil666Chck: i think maybe you should try curing yourself
GoddessOfOnions: i need no curing
GoddessOfOnions: only medication
Evil666Chck: yeah, you need help
GoddessOfOnions: help?
GoddessOfOnions: you offer assistance?
GoddessOfOnions: ah....you must want to become a swami too
Evil666Chck: no
Evil666Chck: i told you, i ruin all
GoddessOfOnions: no? i dont understand this. you daffy child you
GoddessOfOnions: to ruin a pie is not a bad thing
Evil666Chck: what the fuck?
Evil666Chck: who said anything about a damn pie
GoddessOfOnions: you like pie?
Evil666Chck: no i dont
GoddessOfOnions: i dont either
Evil666Chck: wow
Evil666Chck: we have something in common
Evil666Chck: what will we do now
GoddessOfOnions: we will destroy great britan
Evil666Chck: ur crazy
GoddessOfOnions: i am swami
GoddessOfOnions: i know not of this "crazy"
Evil666Chck: look it up
GoddessOfOnions: i am looking up, but seeing no "crazy"
GoddessOfOnions: only large roach-like creature on my ceiling
Evil666Chck: where are you from?
GoddessOfOnions: chicago
Evil666Chck: and ur like what 10?
GoddessOfOnions: no no no......i am much more on in years
GoddessOfOnions: i am 16.
Evil666Chck: OoOoOoOoO thats so much better
GoddessOfOnions: it is, is it not?
Evil666Chck: you need serious help
GoddessOfOnions: help with what?
Evil666Chck: your brain
GoddessOfOnions: i have no trouble activating my brain
Evil666Chck: you have trouble working it
GoddessOfOnions: hmm....perhaps
Evil666Chck: no not perhaps......you DO
GoddessOfOnions: i DO......why do you assault me with such usage of capital letters?
Evil666Chck: because i can
GoddessOfOnions: can.....
GoddessOfOnions: can of beans
GoddessOfOnions: beans of life
Evil666Chck: you have issues
GoddessOfOnions: they are from el mexico
GoddessOfOnions: i have many issues of "TIME" magazine
GoddessOfOnions: you want to borrow them?
Evil666Chck: no
GoddessOfOnions: maybe 'woman's world' is more your thing, eh?
Evil666Chck: not exactlyu
GoddessOfOnions: i also have an old TV guide
Evil666Chck: OoOoO
GoddessOfOnions: OoOoO....are these large eyes? a bracelet?
GoddessOfOnions: maybe eggs
Evil666Chck: its your brain on drugs
GoddessOfOnions: no, its on chair
Evil666Chck: no
GoddessOfOnions: no?
Evil666Chck: ?
GoddessOfOnions: o.Ô
GoddessOfOnions: you try to confuse now?
Evil666Chck: ¿
Evil666Chck: si
GoddessOfOnions: <
Evil666Chck: impressing
GoddessOfOnions: only for those not in possesion of character maps
Evil666Chck: damn that hurt so badly, im gonna go cry now ok?
GoddessOfOnions: did you stub your toe?
Evil666Chck: no, u hurt my feelings
GoddessOfOnions: so....i'm guessing you're a cheerleader?
Evil666Chck: HAHAHAHA yeah right
GoddessOfOnions: you have that bright and cheerful cheerleading attitude
Evil666Chck: have you ever heard of scarcasim?
Evil666Chck: sarcasim*
GoddessOfOnions: no, i have not
Evil666Chck: then dont worry about it
GoddessOfOnions: i'll add it to my list of words to "look up" as you say
Evil666Chck: uh huh
GoddessOfOnions: so, i'm guessing you're an nsycn fan?
Evil666Chck: no
GoddessOfOnions: why do you have the band's chosen number in your screename?
Evil666Chck: why do you think your a goddess?
GoddessOfOnions: why do you think you're evil?
Evil666Chck: i dont think i am
Evil666Chck: i know i am
GoddessOfOnions: im sure you're not evil....just confused and misunderstood
Evil666Chck: no, that would be u
GoddessOfOnions: like frankenstein and kathie lee
GoddessOfOnions: you remind me a bit of her